We The People, In Order To Form A More Perfect Union.
Collect Some Cans and Some Bottles for the People in Need.
Encourage Recycling Too.
Reach Out To Your Brother, This Do.
Promote A Dual Purpose You'll See.
For Our Friends and Their Prosperity.
To Ordain and Establish This 'Can'stitution,
For the Extra Cans For The Needy!
We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident,
That All Cans and Bottles are Created Equal.

They are Endowed by their Creator with A CRV
and are Worth at Least 5 to 10 Cents Each.

We the Undersigned also Declare this Day to Recoginize their Value
to Someone in Need and Will Make Efforts to Remember
Our Brothers and Sisters in Need by Collecting all Recyclables
that we Find to Hand Them Over to Said Brothers and Sisters Who are in Need.

Thus Making A Three Fold Difference: In The Life of Another,
In our own Life, and for our Wonderful Planet Earth.

- Mystery Mike Hennessey
January 31st, 2007